Nikola Tesla’s 1899 Yakutat Bay Weapon and The 111 Year Anniversary Christchurch Earthquakes by The Biblical Prophet

Here’s one over at you-know-whos that I’m not entirely sure is just standard bat-shit-crazy, or a fantastically well thought-out parody designed to get under the ‘delete-any-comment-that-disagrees-with-my-viewpoint’ policy being operated by that site’s owner. (Or maybe something else entirely?)

Basically, what Freemason Illuminati (who would also appear to have made the ‘Elijah the Proper John‘ comments on the same page) has done is to make a vague claim that the US Geologic Service is in on some sort of conspiracy that is suppressing the fact that good ol’ Nikolas Tesla invented some type of earthquake machine back in the 19thC, and that some published research they’ve done is, in fact, disinformation. (Tesla’s invention, it would seem, was used to help cause the recent Christchurch earthquake, as part of some 111 year thing the Freemasons have got going on with earthquakes — if I read correctly, which I probably don’t. Anyway…).

His comment (supposedly) recounts the history and technical points that are pertinent (or, as the case may be, totally irrelevant) to the discussion at hand.

But what’s interesting to me is that they’ve just cut’n’pasted the abstract from an actual USGS research paper (Geological and Geophysical Evaluation of the Mechanisms of the Great 1899 Yakutat Bay Earthquakes), and then replaced sections and words with what they imagine are ‘the facts’. Main differences from the first couple of hundred words are highlighted with yellow (generally removed on the left, and added on the right):

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We have used tectonic, geologic, and seismologic observations to reevaluate the mechanisms and seismotectonic significance of the two great (Mw = 8.1 and 8.2) September 1899 Yakutat Bay earthquakes. In their comprehensive study of these earthquakes between 1905 and 1910, Tarr and Martin (1912) showed that these events were accompanied by shoreline changes in Yakutat Bay that ranged from 14.4 m emergence to 2.1 m submergence, uplift of about 1 m at Yakataga 160 km west of Yakutat Bay, and by several zones of surface fissures on land. Although major earthquake faults were not found, Tarr and Martin postulated that the shoreline displacements were caused by vertical movements on a system of concealed steep normal faults and that the fissure zones on ridges were along subsidiary faults.
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Our geologic studies in the Yakutat Bay region indicate that: (1) the emergent shorelines along Yakutat Bay define a broad upwarp roughly 50 km x 30 km that is primarily related to reverse slip on local concealed shallowly dipping thrust faults; (2) the reported subsidence was due largely, or entirely, to nontectonic surficial submergence of unconsolidated deposits; and (3) most, if not all, of the zones of surface fractures related to the 1899 earthquakes are “sackung” that were probably caused by large-scale gravitational slumping of steep slopes, rather than faulting. A small number of early damped seismograms and the vertical uplift data were used to constrain the fault slippage that occurred during the two great earthquakes of 1899.
Freemason Illuminati
We have used tectonic, geologic and seismologic observations to reevaluate the mechanisms and seismotectonic significance of the two great man-made Mw 8.1 and 8.2 September 1899, Yakutat Bay, Weapons of mass destruction. In their comprehensive study of these Tesla Weapons between 1905 and 1910, Tarr and Martin [1912] showed these events and what accompanied their deployment, including the all time world record for shoreline changes in Yakutat Bay man beat nature with simply the record uplift ever recorded that ranged from 47.2 ft. emergence to 6.9 ft. submergence, uplift of about 3.3 ft. at Yakataga 160 km west of Yakutat Bay, all caused by Nikola Tesla who was several thousand miles away at Knob Hill in Colorado Springs. There were similar noises at both places. The same crackling sound that gives away the biggest secret of all time. Although major earthquake faults were not found, Tarr and Martin postulated that the shoreline displacements were caused by vertical movements on a system of concealed steep normal faults and that the fissure zones on ridges were along subsidiary faults. 

My studies in the Yakutat Bay region indicate that: (1) the emergent shorelines along Yakutat Bay define a broad upwarp roughly 50 km by 30 km that is primarily related to a Nikola Tesla “reverse slip” on local concealed shallowly-dipping thrust faults; (2) the reported subsidence was due largely, or entirely, to Nikola Tesla’s tectonic shock; and (3) most, if not all, of the zones of surface fractures related to the 1899 Weapon are “sackung” that were caused by Nikola Tesla’s large-scale gravitational pumping of the planet itself cracking at steep slopes, rather than natural faulting. A small number of early damped seismograms and the vertical uplift data were used to constrain the fault slippage that occurred when Tesla conducted the weapon testing during the twenty six+ days of near constant palpitation of the earth’s surface due to great Weapon in 1899.

I don’t know — does the mere fact of inserting “Nikolas Tesla” into a scientific text enough times make your desired reading of said document come true? Actually, I do know, it doesn’t.

Now, still not sure of the serious/parody nature of this comment, I thought I’d poke around teh intawebs to see if I could find anything else to help me make up my mind one way or the other. Freemason’s comment title was linked to: thenumberofthebeast.org — which, upon closer inspection, would make you think, “yes, batshit insane”. All the ingredients: long rambling text; terrible layout, injudicious use of comic sans, and a background that makes most of the text unreadable.

A google keyword search on the first bit of text from the ‘altered’ version — Saint John the Baptist: Nikola Tesla’s 1899 Yakutat Bay — leads us to two other sites: one a flickr account which you would think from the content (lots and lots of tesla stuff, registered to a user who lists his occupation as ‘Biblical Prophet’), is certainly related to our Freemason character. And another, which you wouldn’t: golfclubspromotion.com. But then, when you visit, you do — the altered text has been copy’n’pasted here as well, somewhat undermining the golfclub promotion that’s going on at the very bottom of the page.

So, what the hell? Has someone hacked the site? What is going on here? The contact on the golf page is someone called Chris, which coincidentally (uh-oh, I’m starting to connect disparate facts using nothing but coincidence), is also the metatag author name of thenumberofthebeast.org site. The domain name attached to the numberofthebeast.org Chris is imprintX.com, which, at the time of writing had this introduction…

BREAKING NEWS – (10 minutes ago) Christopher [redacted] Put your pens on an (A). That means the same thing as a (P). You say crazy is me?

…and has lots and lots on our beloved Tesla. But also lots and lots (and lots) of products of all shapes and sizes (including Golf Accessories!). ImprintX also seems to be responsible for at least a couple of other golf and general product marketing sites.

So, it is, in fact, some bizarre marketing scheme? Designed to intrigue inquisitive idiots like myself with their crazy talk of tesla, numerology and freemasons, and then, having teased me in, sucker-punch me with an irresistible offer of a new set of novelty golf-club heads at knock-down (dare one say ‘crazy’) prices?

I suppose I could just ask, but, as is often the way when delving around the conspiratorial corners of teh intawebs, my brain hurts a bit, and I think a nice drink a lie down would be better for me…

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390 thoughts on “Nikola Tesla’s 1899 Yakutat Bay Weapon and The 111 Year Anniversary Christchurch Earthquakes by The Biblical Prophet

  1. CNNZ says:

    I don’t think you nailed the christchurch quake at all. Next time you have a feeling ring the tv news guys please.

    I think your flogging a dead horse here. No one’s listening to your garbage.

    Your name is Biblical Prophet but yet your language and behaviour is straight from hell.

    Have fun following your trail to nowhere but wasted time.

    • I nailed it. I rang the news. All of them… and YOU are listening..PUNK… BAHAHAHAHA
      Tesla made earthquakes.
      I spit the fire of truth and it will devour my enemies.
      -Revelation 11
      I am god’s witness.
      I am the horseman.
      I am the cowboy.
      Nikola Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899 and the U.S. Government followed in his footsteps developing and deploying seismic weapons of mass destruction. The U.S.A. made earthquakes and I have the right to free speech in this bad ass earthquakin makin country so go to hell… down under.

  2. CNNZ says:

    You think alot of yourself don’t you. I don’t think much of you at all and with every post you make its getting worse.

    A witness of God would be alot nicer person than you are making yourself out to be that is for sure!

    Your a watse of oxygen.

  3. AviateNavigate says:

    Dont feed the Troll. He’ll head off and spout his crap all over the internet anywhere mentioning earthquakes. He has no proof what so ever, has repeated his crazy views over and over and has resorted to religious prophecy and name calling, I say leave it at that, hes not open to debate or reason hes just a delusional idiot sitting somewhere in his basement rubbing himself with photos of tesla. Just another conspiracy nut job with no understanding of the real world. Hes already broken several of his gods commandments so im pretty sure hes the one going to hell, what a laugh.

    • You are destined for the lake of fire. You wont be laughing there. You have the mark of the beast for not having an ear. So saith the lord your god. Tesla made earthquakes.

  4. Nikola Tesla caused the 1896 Tsunami on June 15th in Japan on the anniversary of the Battle of Kosavo. 27,000 people celebrating Shinto were killed on the beach that day. A day divisible by 3, in a month divisible by 3, in a year divisible by 3. Earthquake Machine No. 1 was half completed steel frame of The Gillender Building.

    Tesla spent last ten years and died in Room #3327 because Earthquake Machine No. 2 was the Knob Hill Apparatus in Colorado Springs which caused the 27 day long 1899 Alaskan Earthquakes commencing on September 3, 1899 at 3h03m27s or 3:03:27 pm epicenter time. That was a year divisible by 3 times 3, a month divisible by 3 times 3, a day divisible by 3, in an hour divisible by 3, a minute divisible by 3, a second divisible by 3 times 3 times 3 and for Christ’s sake it was Earthquake Milne Shide No. 333 and lasted 3 times 3 timrs 3 days.
    This is from straight the USGS regarding the 1899 earthquakes at Yakutat Bay, Alaska.
    They lasted 27 days. September 3 to 29, 1899 and included four or five world-shaking disturbances and hundreds of minor shocks. During four weeks there was almost constant palpitation of this part of the earth’s crust. The shocks were most severe on September 3, 10, and 23, and were great on the 15th, 17th, 26th, and 29th. On the 10th there were over 50 small shocks and two world-shaking disturbances. The greatest faulting took place on September 10. The greatest uplift that had ever been recorded in the history of the world took place on September 10, 1899.

    Earthquake Machine No. 3 was Wardenclyffe Tower which caused The Tunguska Event on June 30, 1908. A day divisible by 3, in a month divisible by 3, in a year divisible by 3 times 3.

    “All repeated acts or operations I performed had to be divisible by three
    and if I missed I felt impelled to do it again,
    even if it took hours.” -Nikola Tesla (After Causing Earthquakes)

    “If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 & 9;
    then you would have a key to the universe.”
    -Nikola Tesla

    Earthquake Shide No. 333
    Three plus three is six, plus three is nine.
    A three squared 27 day man-made seismic event.
    Sept. 3″69″
    Professional Paper 69
    U.S. Geological Survey 69
    by Tarr and Martin
    Published 1912
    http://tinyurl.com/twentyseven

    I do custom logo items when not prophesying the bible
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    • The Gillender Building was an early 20-story skyscraper in the Financial District of Manhattan in New York City. It stood on the northwest corner of Wall Street and Nassau Street, on a narrow strip of land along Nassau Street measuring only 26×73 feet (about 8×22 meters). At the time of its completion in 1897, the 273 feet (83 meters) tall Gillender Building was, depending on ranking methods, the fourth or the eighth tallest structure in New York.
      The Gillender Building was praised as an engineering novelty, and was quoted by some as “one of the wonders of the city”. It attracted attention for a visible disproportion of height and footprint which commanded a relatively low rentable area, and was deemed economically obsolete from the start.
      After thirteen years of uneventful existence, Gillender Building was sold in December 1909 for a record price of $822 per square foot of land, and was demolished in April–June 1910 to make way for the 41–story “32+ Capstone” 33rd Degree Temple The Bankers Trust tower at 14 Wall Street. The New York Times called demolition of the Gillender Building the first time when a modern skyscraper was torn down to “HIDE EVIDENCE” and be replaced with a taller and larger one that was a ritualistic building of the Temple of Solomon… It briefly held the title of the tallest building ever demolished voluntarily. It was the shorted lived skyscraper ever but after Wardenclyffe Tower caused it had to go and was bought by Pierpont for 10 times what he invested in Wardenclyffe… $1,500,000 a figure once again divisible by 3.

      • correction…
        It briefly held the title of the tallest building ever demolished voluntarily. It was the shorted lived skyscraper ever but after Wardenclyffe Tower caused The Tunguska Event, on June 30, 1908…
        a day divisible by 3, in a month divisible by 3, in a year divisible by 3 times 3…
        J. Pierpont decided that it had to go and was bought…
        by J. Pierpont Morgan for 10 times what he invested in Wardenclyffe…
        $1,500,000
        …a figure once again divisible by 3.

  5. CNNZ says:

    You wasting your time here dude, Everyone thinks your nuts why even bother. Clare Swinney would love to post up you crap, give her a go she might even fall for it. Infact i know she would because she likes people who are nuts like yourself.

    • Shut your mouth bitch… you’re going to hell. This is my house punk… what are you a retard? Tesla made earthquakes. That is fact and my words will stand to see their light of day.

      Tesla spent last ten years and died in Room #3327 because Earthquake Machine No. 2 was the Knob Hill Apparatus in Colorado Springs which caused the 27 day long 1899 Alaskan Earthquakes commencing on September 3, 1899 at 3h03m27s or 3:03:27 pm epicenter time. That was a year divisible by 3 times 3, a month divisible by 3 times 3, a day divisible by 3, in an hour divisible by 3, a minute divisible by 3, a second divisible by 3 times 3 times 3 and for Christ’s sake it was Earthquake Milne Shide No. 333 and lasted 3 times 3 timrs 3 days.
      This is from straight the USGS regarding the 1899 earthquakes at Yakutat Bay, Alaska.
      They lasted 27 days. September 3 to 29, 1899 and included four or five world-shaking disturbances and hundreds of minor shocks. During four weeks there was almost constant palpitation of this part of the earth’s crust. The shocks were most severe on September 3, 10, and 23, and were great on the 15th, 17th, 26th, and 29th. On the 10th there were over 50 small shocks and two world-shaking disturbances. The greatest faulting took place on September 10. The greatest uplift that had ever been recorded in the history of the world took place on September 10, 1899.

  6. I fished all you lames with a simple truth.
    The greatest conspiracy theory in the history of time…
    greatest only because it was true…
    and it’s truth was mine…
    Tesla made earthquakes in 1899.

    -Biblical Prophet

  7. MikeC says:

    I asked you where you predicted the Chch one, and you still haven’t shown a link where you mentioned it prior to it happening.

    So I think you nailed 2 facts – you are a nutcase, and you are a liar.

    • I posted the link douchebag.
      I bring a simple truth and I have but one question for My President of The United States of America…
      “Am I lying?”
      -Tesla made earthquakes in 1899

      • MikeC says:

        You posted _A_ link that made no mention of Christchurch at all that I could find, and which you have now removed – embarrased to be caught out in another bit of stupidity?

        Just like the Japanese Earthquake December 7 1944 that was not 3 years to theday from Pearl Harbour??

        I think the answer from the President would be the same as mine – yes you are lying……and not convincingly at that.

    • You are boring. You really don’t even seem to understand…
      If you knew… for fact…
      that Nikola Tesla made earthquakes in 1899… how would you tell a world?
      Tesla made earthquakes bitches and you’re going to hell.
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      -The Biblical Prophet
      P.S. you fucking lame…
      Google Biblical Prophet and click videos… #1 biblical prophet on the world wide web.

  8. MikeC says:

    If I knew anything for a fact I’d present the evidence that proved it.

    I wouldn’t rant and rave like a 2 year old having a tantrum and swear like a trooper at everyone who pointed out the obvious shortcomings in my efforts!

    • I know you believe in God… he told me… but you are still going to hell… so saith the lord your god…
      Tesla made earthquakes in 1899 and you’re gonna burn in the lake of fire.
      -Biblical Prophet
      Did you Google it?
      Google Biblical Prophet and click videos…
      #1 Biblical Prophet in the world wide web…
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bitches… Tesla made earthquakes

      • MikeC says:

        I know I don’t believe in god – I told myself that 35 years ago, and haven’t seen any reason to change it since – your ranting is a confirmation that I was right.

        but no matter – still waiting for all the links to all the prophesies you made of the Chch earthquake with he epicentre and time in every one of them….but that’s not going to happen is it – you deleted the 1 link you provided that turned out not to have anything in it at all, so I’m not expecting anything better any time soon!

    • Honestly… that is rather odd… it wasn’t my video so I ask you why would they pull a video with over 2,000,000 views? Maybe because Nikola Tesla really made earthquakes and you’re going to hell.
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. AviateNavigate says:

    hahaha more compelling evidence from your video well done, mash together some photos with some terrible music, pictures of tea cups and there we have it, man made earthquakes, bravo, I really mean it you have discovered the greatest secret in the history of tea cups! TEA CUPS MAKE EARTHQUAKES!!!

    • You are a retard. Glad you like my video…

      …he became obsessed with the number three; he often felt compelled to walk around a block three times before entering a building, demanded a stack of three folded cloth napkins beside his plate at every meal… hated anything that wasn’t divisible by three.in order to enjoy a meal he first had to calculate the volume of soup bowls or cups… in 1899, Tesla took a room at the Alta Vista Hotel with a view of the majestic Peak, affording him an opportunity for enjoying his favorite pastime, watching nature’s lofty thunderbolts. Furthermore, he liked Room 207 because its number was divisible by three. Tesla’s habit of carrying out experiments and repeated acts in numbers divisible by three. etc. The nature of “OCD” was little understood at the time and nobody realized he couldn’t divulge the Masonic secret of the 33rd degree… the biggest footprint mankind had ever left on nature was Earthquake No. 333.

      • AviateNavigate says:

        Obsessive compulsive disorder aye

        “The person with OCD understands that their notions do not correspond with the external world; however, they feel that they must act as though their notions were correct”

        “common compulsions include counting specific things (such as footsteps) or in specific ways (for instance, by intervals of two)”

        Woooh, all this sounds pretty familiar, Mr Biblical Prophet i think you also have OCD. For the fact, no im not retarded not in the slightest. Two degrees and multiple aviation related licences would disagree with you. The fact that i disagree with your mumbo jumbo does not make me or anyone else who disagrees retarded, it makes your arguments with absolutely no verifiable evidence retarded.

        P.S – Do you also believe in the conspiracy that Tesla came from the future to bless us with his amazing inventions???

      • No I guess it takes somebody who can spell retard TO APPRECIATE my video and that leaves your lame ass out. BAHAHAHAHAHA
        Now… I will tell you and a world once again… Nikola Tesla was not OCD… he just couldn’t divulge Earthquake No. 333… the Masonic Secret of the 33rd degree… for the good of the world… now even a retard like you can see…

        You are going to hell and you can personally thank me… BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  10. Nikola Tesla says:

    Just for the record – the Chch Earthquake was not exactly 111 years after the Yakutat Bay one.

    Yakutat Bay foreshock occured at 17.04 hrs UTC, and the main shock was 21.41 UTC on 3 September 1899 (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/states/events/1899_09_10.php)

    the Chch earthquake was at 16:35 3 September 2010 UTC – if it as supposed to be an exact correlation it was pretty sloppy getting it either 29 minutes or 5 hours & 6 minutes out – the shorter time difference isn’t even divisible by 3!! slack, slack, slack!

    But the longer one is, so no doubt there’ s another secret message in there for us all that we’re gonna hear about…..(yawn..)

    • Tesla spent last ten years and died in Room #3327 because Earthquake Machine No. 2 was the Knob Hill Apparatus in Colorado Springs which caused the 27 day long 1899 Alaskan Earthquakes commencing on September 3, 1899 at 3h03m27s or 3:03:27 pm epicenter time. That was a year divisible by 3 times 3, a month divisible by 3 times 3, a day divisible by 3, in an hour divisible by 3, a minute divisible by 3, a second divisible by 3 times 3 times 3 and for Christ’s sake it was Earthquake Milne Shide No. 333 and lasted 3 times 3 timrs 3 days.
      This is from straight the USGS regarding the 1899 earthquakes at Yakutat Bay, Alaska.
      They lasted 27 days. September 3 to 29, 1899 and included four or five world-shaking disturbances and hundreds of minor shocks. During four weeks there was almost constant palpitation of this part of the earth’s crust. The shocks were most severe on September 3, 10, and 23, and were great on the 15th, 17th, 26th, and 29th. On the 10th there were over 50 small shocks and two world-shaking disturbances. The greatest faulting took place on September 10. The greatest uplift that had ever been recorded in the history of the world took place on September 10, 1899.

      “All repeated acts or operations I performed had to be divisible by three
      and if I missed I felt impelled to do it again,
      even if it took hours.” -Nikola Tesla (After Causing Earthquakes)

      “If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 & 9;
      then you would have a key to the universe.”
      -Nikola Tesla
      Earthquake Shide No. 333
      Three plus three is six, plus three is nine.
      A three squared 27 day man-made seismic event.
      Sept. 3″69″
      Professional Paper 69
      U.S. Geological Survey 69
      by Tarr and Martin
      Published 1912
      http://tinyurl.com/twentyseven

      • I am having a vision! This doesn’t look right… one change…
        There was his brownstone… there was The Gillender Building… Knob Hill was No. 3 not No. 2. Wow… now that looks very impressive indeed Mr. Tesla. -Biblical Prophet

        Tesla spent last ten years and died in Room #3327 because Earthquake Machine No. 3 (NOT No. 2) was the Knob Hill Apparatus in Colorado Springs which caused the 27 day long 1899 Alaskan Earthquakes commencing on September 3, 1899 at 3h03m27s or 3:03:27 pm epicenter time. That was a year divisible by 3 times 3, a month divisible by 3 times 3, a day divisible by 3, in an hour divisible by 3, a minute divisible by 3, a second divisible by 3 times 3 times 3 and for Christ’s sake it was Earthquake Milne Shide No. 333 and lasted 3 times 3 timrs 3 days.

        This is from straight the USGS regarding the 1899 earthquakes at Yakutat Bay, Alaska…

        They lasted 27 days. September 3 to 29, 1899 and included four or five world-shaking disturbances and hundreds of minor shocks. During four weeks there was almost constant palpitation of this part of the earth’s crust. The shocks were most severe on September 3, 10, and 23, and were great on the 15th, 17th, 26th, and 29th. On the 10th there were over 50 small shocks and two world-shaking disturbances. The greatest faulting took place on September 10. The greatest uplift that had ever been recorded in the history of the world took place on September 10, 1899.

  11. CNNZ says:

    I cant believe that not believing Tesla made an earthquake would be enough to send someone to hell if there is a hell.

    Go and get some psychiatric help. You are not God or one of his prophets you are far to rood and judgmental for that.

    Get help!

    • Shut your fucking mouth bitch… Nikola Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska 1899… divine.
      My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six.
      I was born 75 years to the day after Earthquake No. 333 caused by Nikola Tesla…
      or I would have never been told….

  12. AviateNavigate says:

    Social security numbers are 9 numbers long are they not? Except yours which is magic…
    Also having a look at the social security website
    “No SSNs with an area number of 666 have been or will be assigned. “.

    “you better hope Tesla didn’t make earthquake no. 333…” s
    till no evidence to prove otherwise, but im glad your copy and paste is still working.

    • You wanna bet my Social Security Number is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six? Oh… wait you did… you put up your soul. My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six… i’m not giving out the last four of my social! Thats for my bank! That would be crazy!
      -Tesla made earthquakes bitch…

      You wanna bet again?
      What you got saying I wasn’t born 75 years to the day after earthquake no. 333?
      What else you got?
      You just lost your soul…
      What else you got?

      • AviateNavigate says:

        well if the first 3 numbers cant be 666
        then the next two could be 66 but thats not 666
        and the last could be 6666 but thats not 666 either, so the way I see it none of those are 666, pretty close i mean 3666 or 6662 is pretty close but nah its not really the same its a shame really. Last option might be 66-6### and nah thats not 666 either. But if your not going to post it well I guess we will never know what you see in the scary numbers.

        and you were born in 1974? Good work! along with ~3,159,958 other americans.

      • Are you that stupid to not fathom what I just said?

        You wanna bet my Social Security Number is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six? Oh… wait you did… you put up your soul. My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six… i’m not giving out the last four of my social! Thats for my bank! That would be crazy!
        -Tesla made earthquakes bitch…

      • AviateNavigate says:

        Well lets put some things right, I never made a bet, nope your words. Again the number of the beast according to the bible is “Six hundred threescore and six” so six hundred and sixty six. The way ssn are written you may have a sequence of sixs but you cannot have the number six hundred and sixty six in your ssn. You claim the only reason you know this is because you were born in 1974 along with over approx 3 million other americans, do they all know aswell? Again just like everything else you say your not going to provide evidence so again as far as im concerned its all lies. Its been fun but time for work, and you should go and make some pens.

      • My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six. Federal E.I.N. for Insight, LLC ends 666.

        New International Version NIV© This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man’s number. His number is 666.

        New American Standard NAS© Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six.

        International Standard Version ISV© In this case wisdom is needed: Let the person who has understanding calculate the total number of the beast, because it is a human total number, and its the sum of the number is 666.

        Gods Word Translation GWT© In this situation wisdom is needed. Let the person who has insight figure out the number of the beast, because it is a human number. The beast’s number is 666.

        King James Version – Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

        American King James Version – Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred three score and six.

        American Standard Version – Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred and sixty and six.

        Bible in Basic English Here is wisdom. He who has knowledge let him get the number of the beast; because it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred and sixty-six.

        Douay-Rheims Bible – Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast. For it is the number of a man: and the number of him is six hundred sixty-six.

        Darby Bible Translation – Here is wisdom. He that has understanding let him count the number of the beast: for it is a man’s number; and its number is six hundred and sixty-six.

        English Revised Version – Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred and sixty and six.

        Websters Bible Translation – Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty six.

        Weymouth New Testament – Here is scope for ingenuity. Let people of shrewd intelligence calculate the number of the Wild Beast; for it indicates a certain man, and his number is 666.

        World English Bible – Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number issix hundred sixty-six.

        Young’s Literal Translation – Here is the wisdom! He who is having the understanding, let him count the number of the beast, for the number of a man it is, and its number
        is six hundred and sixty six.

        I am a prophet of the bible.
        Have an ear… the hour is here… like a thief in the night.
        The number is perfect. The signature of God.
        I was born 75 years to the day after the 1899 Cape Yakataga earthquakes caused by Nikola Tesla or I would have never been told.
        My social security# is six hundred and sixty-six.
        My Federal E.I.N. for Insight, llc. ends 666.
        I have counted the number of the beast and with insight I calculate the number Tesla’s Trinity.

    • You’ll wait in hell… Tesla made earthquakes and you didn’t fathom. I win…
      You wanna bet again?
      What you got saying I wasn’t born 75 years to the day after earthquake no. 333?
      What else you got?
      You just lost your soul…
      What else you got?

  13. MikeC says:

    Fair call Aviate – when he said it would be crazy the 1st time I was a little disappointed by the sudden attack of common sense – who would have predicted that??!!

  14. You wan’t me to fax my drivers license and social security card?
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    All you lames pwned.
    Have an ear.
    The hour is here.
    Like a thief in the night…
    Tesla made earthquakes.

  15. Hey fuckwad… 600-66-xxxx. I’m not coming off the last four. They are for my bank. That would be crazy! -Tesla made earthquakes bitch.

    You wanna bet again?
    What you got saying I wasn’t born 75 years to the day after earthquake no. 333?
    What else you got?
    You just lost your soul…
    What else you got?

  16. HEY CHRISTCHURCH TESLA MADE EARTHQUAKES DO YOU FUCKING FEEL ME?

    …More earthquakes have hit Christchurch this morning, with magnitude 3.4 and 4.0 aftershocks rattling residents already woken by a 5.1 tremor this morning.

    The 5.1 scale aftershock hit at 6.03am today and was centred 10km south-west of Christchurch at a depth of 10km. It was followed by the 3.4 quake at 8.02am at the same location and depth and four minutes later the 4.0 quake hit 20km west of Christchurch at a depth of 15km.

    The GNS Science website had 1223 people report feeling the 6am quake, with just one person reporting substantial damage to fragile or unsecured objects, at Kaiapoi, 19km north of Christchurch.

    Roofing contractor Tony Stuart said he awoke today wondering how much more damage his house could absorb in the “shake rattle and roll” of the latest earthquake aftershock to hit Christchurch.

    There were few immediate reports of damage but Mr Stuart, who lives in the Cashmere Hills, told NZPA “the whole house was shaking on its foundations”.

    “The whole house just shakes like a dog with a bone. The whole house just shakes, rattles and rolls.”

    He said this morning’s aftershock lasted about 15 seconds.

    “I’ve had enough of them, I am sick and tired of them.”

  17. CNNZ says:

    Yeah i don’t really want to “feel” it.

    I would be very surprised if this Biblical dick head hasn’t had a run in with a few psychiatrists over the years or is currently on some form of meds.

    • Shut your fucking mouth. I smoked you all. Either you have yet to fathom or you’re another sore little loser bitch. This is fucking genius. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tesla made earthquakes bitches whut?

      • CNNZ says:

        That is awesome. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your smoking something for sure!

        Are you on the list? or is it just you who thinks your some kind of prophet?
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophets_of_Christianity

        Do you talk to people at your church or your friends like you talk to us if they question your ideas? Maybe you don’t go to church, maybe you should so you can learn some manners.

      • BAHAHAHAHAHA… I spit the fire of truth and it will devour my enemies. God himself shaking you ChristChurch lames for not having an ear. Tesla made earthquakes… the lake you should fear. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA… HEY HEMI… @Hemi since my thread has more attention than all other threads on your site put together… consider bumping me up a couple notches on the front page… eh?
        P.S. Tesla made earthquakes and you’re going to hell. -Biblical Prophet

  18. CNNZ says:

    No one gives two hoots about what your saying, its just funny becasue your nuts! Telling people they are going to hell is not the best way to convince them that tesls made earthguakes.

    • There is no need for convincing. Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899. That is a fact. This is Revelation. It will inevitably see it’s light of day and you will inevitably go to hell. -Biblical Prophet

      P.S. My Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six. This Troll is 6’4″.
      I am a fisher of men.

  19. AviateNavigate says:

    Nah your SSN is not 666 its 600 (not 666) – 66 (not 666). Do you think you are special? DO you think you are biblical? No, just from arizona, 1000s have the same start to their SSN heres just a few….

    http://www.onlinessn.com/600-66/1/

    and wow your 6 foot 4? Im 6’5″!

    • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I smoked you to cinders. My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six and Tesla really made fucking earthquakes in Alaska in 1899. Bitch I don’t care how tall you are I’ll fax you my License and My Social Security Card. I smoked you… to cinders… with truth… arguing the most highly unlikely position in the history of debate. Tesla made earthquakes… that means you’re going to burn in hell. -Biblical Prophet

      • MikeC says:

        You are certainly smoking something…I don’t think it’s Aviate tho’

        How come 6’4″ isn’t divisible by 3? that must be a great disappointment to you….

      • Get your lame, sore loser, bitch ass up out my house and kick rocks punk…
        My posts have dominated and decimated you and your brethren…
        and thats even if Christchurch earthquakes weren’t fucking rocking you lames as I spoke.
        You are blind not to fathom the biblically epic… literary genius I have posted herein.
        Give it a re-read retard. Tesla made earthquakes.
        P.S. 6’4″ is what my identification says. Why would it have to be divisible by 3?

        “…the following statements regarding my birthday and Social Security No. are facts, I am willing to fax you my drivers license and social security card. I realize they don’t really pertain to Tesla making earthquakes, but I feel it identifies me and my Grandfather and our simple truth to those powers that be, who know. Also, at the same time for my gamble… it ups the ante… for those without an ear who branded me crazy… when my simple truth does see it’s inevitable light of day… being so damn epic… being so damn biblical… then so am I.”

  20. I toyed with AviateNavigate and he now knows it. My Social Security No. is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six. I was born 75 years to the day after Nikola Tesla caused Earthquake No. 333 or I would have never been told. This is The Revelation.. your soul to fold.
    -Biblical Prophet

  21. MikeC says:

    So now you are adding not actually numerate to your list of inadequacies – 60066 is, of course, sixty thousand and 66…not 6 hundred and 66.

    And isn’t 666 actually the number of the anti-christ or some such – “the beast” – so why would you be wanting to be that and also a prophet of the bible? I feel that is a little inconsistency that you over looked in your self-righteous blathering?

    If you are so important then why wouldn’t your height be divisible by 3?

    • No… actually fuckwad…
      Six Hundred and Sixty-Six…
      is just that…
      and you are a fuckwad.
      If you want to get technical…
      my height is divisible by 3… I rounded up on my license…
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      -Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899 and you are going to hell

  22. CNNZ says:

    Whats with telling people they are going to hell? why do you do that, its not making your point sound any more convincing.

    • I don’t need to make my point. Truth is.
      No matter what.
      Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in September of 1899 so that means I win no matter what.
      Epic… timeless truth… this is revelation.
      Like a thief in the night…
      Nikola Tesla made earthquakes.
      So saith the lord your god.
      -Biblical Prophet
      “no matter what”
      bitch

  23. mikeccampbell says:

    you rounded up to 6’4″ from what – 6’3″?

    yes that would be divisible by 3….but why would you round it at allif it was 6’3″?

    For someone who doesn’t need to make his point you have:

    1/ suceeded admirably, and

    2/ tried really hard to make your point!

    c ya

    • I don’t need to make my point. Truth is.
      No matter what.
      Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in September of 1899 so that means I win no matter what.
      Epic… timeless truth… this is revelation.
      Like a thief in the night…
      Nikola Tesla made earthquakes.
      So saith the lord your god.
      -Biblical Prophet
      “no matter what”
      bitch

      • CNNZ says:

        Check it out its the copy&paste whore at work. You havn’t won anything, you have just made yourself look like a bigger loser with every post.

      • Once again… Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899.
        Truth is.
        No matter what.
        Epic… timeless truth…
        THIS IS THE REVELATION.
        Like a thief in the night…
        Nikola Tesla made earthquakes…
        so saith the lord your god.
        -Biblical Prophet
        “no matter what”
        punk

        p.s. I think I am going to post here the hundreds of videos and photos I created and uploaded prior to The 111 year Christchurch Anniversary Earthquakes that commenced on September 3, 2010.

      • MikeC says:

        “I don’t need to make my point.” – A fortunate state of mind indeed, since you continually manage to not make any point at all.

        “Truth is.” – not some thing you would be familiar with.

  24. AviateNavigate says:

    Please do I would love to see the tea cups again. The tea cups really add to your already impressive argument.

  25. AviateNavigate says:

    Yeah Im still here, was away over the weekend enjoying the beautiful weather! No need to swear mr prophet, especially not the C word

    “Claim your country… tea cups will break.
    (Note date and time of this post)
    Claim your country…”

    So what does this incoherent babble mean? Please enlighten me oh magical prophet. I await your cryptic cut and paste response.

    • I told you to claim your country… @CNNZ Rocking you cunt…

      5.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes New Zealand
      In New Zealand, a 5.9 magnitude earthquake hit the region of Taupo on the North Island at 4:02 AM on Friday, local time.
      Hitting at a depth of 150 kilometers, the tremors could be felt as far north as Auckland and as far south as the Marlborough Sounds on the South Island.
      So far, no reports have been issued about the damage caused by the quake and officials say it is unlikely it caused any substantial structural harm.

      The last earthquake to strike the country was a 5.1 magnitude tremor that hit Christchurch on the South Island on January 20th a little over a week ago.
      Claim your country cunt…

  26. MikeC says:

    I reckon this has reached an end for me. I’ve baited BP enough by pointing out some of the more obvious bits of rubbish and it’s all getting a bit repetitive.

    I may reply if s/he actually posts something of substance – but I expect BP to now claim victory over me in some way shape or form – to have “smoked me” perhaps? Let’s see…..

  27. Everything in nature vibrates at a certain frequency. When an object is vibrated at its natural resonance, it begins to undergo severe shock, as it tries to shake itself apart. The principles of resonance react electrically as well as mechanically. When using the Earth itself with grounded current taps like pushing a child on a swing, only a very small amount of is required to maintain a fairly large reciprocating motion when it bounces back from the antipode. A major vibration could be established on a planet by coinciding each ground of the current with the return of the individual vibrations through the planet and back to where the oscillator is. Every time the current hits, it magnifies the force a little more. The frequency of resonance is linked to the time it takes for the vibrations to spread out, reverberate, and the “echoes” to return to the oscillator again. By finding the correct frequency, ANYTHING can be shaken. Even earth. In fact, the larger the object is, the lower the resonant frequency is, so the easier it is to shake. Tesla once said that he could split the Earth with one of these devices.
    Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899 and you are going to hell.
    -Biblical Prophet

    • MikeC says:

      Ah..something actualy real!

      yes harmonics can be dangerous – and they do not have to be from earthquakes – look up Tacoma Narrows Bridge some time!

      Perhaps Tesla did appreciate them earlier than others – but he did not, AFAIK, actually fully understand them. Yes he may have made a machine to try to induce them in something – but no-one has ever been able to replicate his machine from his descriptions – like much else of his technology.

      anything more than that lacks verifiable evidence, and is supposition – which can be fun and interesting to run with in a polite intelligent conversation for sure……but that’s not really happening here, is it!.

      • RE:

        “no-one has ever been able to replicate his machine from his descriptions – like much else of his technology.”

        YOU ARE A MORON & A DOUCHEBAG…
        LISTEN TO YOUR STATEMENT…
        people have replicated his radio,
        people have his radar,
        people have replicated his remote control,
        people have replicated his neon lights,
        people have replicated his halogen lights,
        people have replicated his coil,
        people have replicated his turbine,
        people have replicated his pumps,
        people have replicated speedometers,
        people have replicated his hydroelectric dam,
        people have replicated his alternating current,

        … and people replicated his fucking earthquakes too. -Biblical Prophet

  28. His early experiments in vibration, he explained, led to his invention of his “earth vibrating” machine. Tall and thin and ascetic face, his eyes sunken but … humorous under protruding brows, Nikola Tesla was cagey about describing what his new weapon is, although he believes it will be “the chief thing of my many inventions posterity will thank me for.” …
    -Tesla made earthquakes

  29. Tesla made thunder, lightning, earthquakes, tsunamis, avalanches and volcanic activity and you are going to the lake of fire with the mark of beast for not having an ear. -Biblical Prophet

  30. Nikola Tesla had this buddy named John Muir. John Muir used to party with Tesla. Muir had this glacier named after him called Muir Glacier. Tesla shattered his buddy’s glacier. -Biblical Prophet

      • Raymond says:

        Time to book yourself into hospital you fruitcake.

        Show where in the bible it says that if i don’t believe “Tesla” made earthquakes then i am going to hell.

      • @Raymond Look, Raymond… Nikola Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899.
        I know that as fact but in all fairness… regarding the matter…
        I’m either wrong or I’m not…
        If I’m not wrong then…
        I’m an actual prophet of the bible bringing you a simple truth from God himself and one of the perks is officially deciding whether or not your soul burns in hell. So saith the lord your god. Tesla made earthquakes in Alaska in 1899. -Biblical Prophet

      • CNNZ says:

        Well mister want to be prophet i can tell you are not a prophet of god as for one a real prophet would never speak to anyone they way you do, calling people a cunt would get yourself thrown in hell for even using such a word. God would not be too impressed with your judging either. sending people to hell is not your job.

        GO GET SOME MENTAL HELP YOU ARE TRULY SICK!

        On the funny side i see this web site worked to attract the nutbars. Its a pitty Clare Swinney hasn’t come on here for a bashing, that would be a real laugh.

      • Shut your mouth cunt… I say you don’t go to hell for calling a cunt… I say you go to hell for being a cunt. That means you’re going to hell cunt. Tesla made earthquakes cunt.

  31. Listen to me here and have an ear. Like a thief in the night, Nikola Tesla made earthquakes. Tesla spent last ten years and died in Room #3327 because Earthquake Machine No. 3 was the Knob Hill Apparatus in Colorado Springs which caused the 27 day long 1899 Alaskan Earthquakes commencing on September 3, 1899 at 3h03m27s or 3:03:27 pm epicenter time.

    That was a year divisible by 3 times 3,
    a month divisible by 3 times 3,
    a day divisible by 3,
    in an hour divisible by 3,
    a minute divisible by 3,
    a second divisible by 3 times 3 times 3…
    and for Christ’s sake it was Earthquake Milne Shide No. 333
    …and it lasted 3 times 3 times 3 days.
    This is from straight the USGS regarding the 1899 earthquakes at Yakutat Bay, Alaska.
    They lasted 27 days. September 3 to 29, 1899 and included four or five world-shaking disturbances and hundreds of minor shocks. During four weeks there was almost constant palpitation of this part of the earth’s crust. The shocks were most severe on September 3, 10, and 23, and were great on the 15th, 17th, 26th, and 29th. On the 10th there were over 50 small shocks and two world-shaking disturbances. The greatest faulting took place on September 10. The greatest uplift that had ever been recorded in the history of the world took place on September 10, 1899.

    “All repeated acts or operations I performed had to be divisible by three
    and if I missed I felt impelled to do it again,
    even if it took hours.”
    -Nikola Tesla

    “If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 & 9;
    then you would have a key to the universe.”
    -Nikola Tesla

    Earthquake Shide No. 333
    Three plus three is six, plus three is nine.
    A three squared 27 day man-made seismic event.
    Sept. 3″69″
    Professional Paper 69
    U.S. Geological Survey 69
    by Tarr and Martin
    Published 1912
    http://tinyurl.com/twentyseven

    Watch Tesla make earthquakes
    http://tinyurl.com/teslamadeearthquakes

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  32. I told you to claim your country but you really don’t have to…
    God knows where you are.
    Tea Cups broke…
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    5.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes New Zealand
    In New Zealand, a 5.9 magnitude earthquake hit the region of Taupo on the North Island at 4:02 AM on Friday, local time.
    Hitting at a depth of 150 kilometers, the tremors could be felt as far north as Auckland and as far south as the Marlborough Sounds on the South Island.
    So far, no reports have been issued about the damage caused by the quake and officials say it is unlikely it caused any substantial structural harm.
    The last earthquake to strike the country was a 5.1 magnitude tremor that hit Christchurch on the South Island on January 20th a little over a week ago.

  33. For those without an ear…
    Note the original date and time of this post.

    Biblical Prophet says:
    January 26, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Claim your country… tea cups will break.
    (Note date and time of this post)
    Claim your country…

  34. AviateNavigate says:

    I dont know what makes less sense, your short retarded illiterate replies, or your long rambling psycotic ramblings, you’d make an interesting case for study. I would love for some evidence that the earthquake near taupo the other day was man made, I really really really would, I’ll wait for you to provide it, just like I’ve been waiting for evidence that Tesla made earthquakes. I fear that I will be waiting a while. Once again I await your cryptic reply with baited breath…..

  35. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I’m still waiting for my reply…BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    fucking dump trucks…
    -Biblical Prophet
    Claim your country cunt and you will feel me…
    Tesla made earthquakes.

  36. AviateNavigate says:

    Ok another rambling nonsense filled reply, so yet again no evidence. Well the webiste is about conspiracy nutbars (you) of new zealand, fair to assume most of the posters are from New Zealand, just like me. Dump trucks to go with your tea cups? Still waiting on that evidence….

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